We Could Be Soulmates If:
You’ve ever wished your guides would give you a personalized Life’s Operating Manual–because sometimes you just want somebody to tell you exactly what to do.
You’d rather have your eyes gouged out with a grapefruit spoon than waste a single minute trading the most precious resource you have–your time–for an hourly wage at a joy-sucking job.
You think that scene from the Matrix when Neo jacks in and learns all the things is The. Best. Ever. and should be the world’s number one research priority because we need that ability like last century.
You believe the universe really is scheming to help you reach your maximum potential and somehow, your gifts, skills, and experiences all magically add up to a beautiful piece that fits into the larger puzzle. This made perfect sense when you were a blob of energy plotting it all out like a mad scientist, but now, here on earth? The mystery of it all drives you more than a little insane.